My daily routine...wakes up early in d morning and went for breakfast at coffee shop with parents. Today is the very first day of April..
wuhoo... ?! Also, marked april fool day. - im not going to prank anyone, 'cause ive changed. *ehem - give an applause please*
However... today was rarely me and my mummy being naughty.
Not those yellowish stuff, jerks. harhar! =) *grin*
Scene 1: Mummy and I bullied Daddy.
*There's this uncle smiling with my dad at coffee shop - apparently is his friend*
Me: mii ah, see that uncle smiling with daddy.
Mom: ya loh, u dunno meh? everyday many guys call him go out for 'happy hour' at night.
Me: ya lor... u dun feel jelez meh? My daddy so leng zhai (handsome) 'till many uncles called him for happy hour ah.
Mom: haiyo... not only uncles attracted to him, girls out there also lah!
Me: haha...must be his bald head shiny enough to catch everyone's attention.
*Both of us burst out laughing*
Daddy: -_- *speechless - ii think he's pissed off*
Scene 2: Mummy sparks me.
Me: what you doing?
Mom: knitting a warm-scarf for ur 'girlfriend' lorh.
Me: oh...lemme see. *the scarf is knitted brown and red*
Mom: Nice mah? your 'girlfriend' going to leave you soon lor and going to UK study... You still dont want try to get scholarship and go with her?
Me: -_- *speechless - and ran away avoiding further conversation*
p/s: ii think my mom desperately wants to see me have a girlfriend. Even my close cousin she claimed was my girlfriend. Argh !!! *embarrasing*
so at the moment she thought ii had a girlfriend ryte now...ii dont wanna hurt her that im not. So, let it be at first.
Scene 3: Son's revenge
*tip-toeing into the kitchen watching his mum cooking breakfast for brothers*
Me: Ma ! what you cook?!
Mum: *jumps off while chopping something* Ah...!! what!?!
Me: *giggles*
Mum: you wan me get heart attack meh? scared me off like that..
Me: *didnt reply her...took a sausage and ran to my room*
Mom: Oi ! that's for ur brothers to eat, not you.
Me: *smile at her* -shut the door-
