Today topic is about fart. yeah...the disgusting gas: FART.
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"Do pretty girls or handsome boys fart? they have 'class' in their own ways..ii dont think they do." OR "Girls never fart"
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There are brainless people who think this, OR have you ever ask yourself about this too? -- Seriously? It's normal for every people to fart because it's the nature process in our human body.
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Where they fart, and how they smells? - that's the questions!
There are three types of fart, here's the names:- *which ii name 'em*
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the Atom Bomb - This fart you should go loud and proud. *haha* They sound quite loud and don't stinks that much, depends on your food consumption before. They are perfect to let go and surprise your friends. Be proud.
the Silent Killer - seriously, the most violent & stinkiest fart 'till you can die. They come out from nowhere without anyone notice, just like a ninja.
the Surprise Poop - sometimes, it's better not to let go of the fart when you feel something is about to go wrong. When it does go wrong, that's when big trouble/embarrassment you'll encounter. That's when you fart too hard the shits came out too. HAHA!
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How you can save your face from accident fart? Here's what ii learnt from my friend when we were in a group of people.
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Tip ONE: the DENIAL - you just have to keep deny, deny and deny.
Tip TWO: the BLAME - be the first to put the blame on someone, so that they won't suspect is you.
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How can you avoid them? Buy this.
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Teehee.
