Condom Found !!

This morning on my way for Japanese class, ii saw this disgusting things!
A freaking condom on the pathway. ii dont know what flavour - if you asked - but ii think it's either banana/mango/pineapple since it's YELLOW. *haha* Am not sure if it's used or not, but ii ain't gonna touch, smell or go near to it. So, there's THREE assumptions to this issue:-

Assumption ONE - There's liquid in it !! Either rainwater or sperms, since last night there was drizzle. Plus the condom is pulled, and quite short in length. So, the person might have had sex with someone at the carpark at midnight and his penis could/might be very small! correction: short!
Fact: cause we're asians?! LOL! *that's what angmoh always said*

Assumption TWO - The Male wants to use it but pulled it back out 'cause condom is 'haram' (prohibited in morale) - for the Muslims - OR the couple don't want that rubber-feel - scare get blister. Just kidding. *LMAO* If so, someone might had sex inside the car! Woah~! Free-show tuuu...but too bad, ii slept early last night.

Assumption THREE - Someone had an expired condom and play with it to prank someone/threw it after use... Like masturbation?
Wait wait.. Is there any such thing people masturbate with condom? Sigh.

So..conclusion, whose?!?! take that evident yourself and bring to lab to test it. There's no security patrol around our place, so someone can bring in a girl or a boy - if he's a gay - anytime and anywhere at night.
ii aint no condom-expert nor ever use them before. *nod* True Story.
Wait?!! If you ask...ofcoz virgin still. duhh. *angelic-chain glowing on my head*

-hahahaha-

P/S: What a waste...what a waste...there goes thousands of potential sperms, but ii know only one will be bring into the world if it meet the female's egg.

Teehee.